I, Lady Blackdiamoond, am sitting by the lake with my good friend Missy Van Licks, and we're having a very honest conversation. About what? Your ridiculous little dick, of course! We're talking about how worthless your tiny little thing is and why your cock would never stand a chance with amazing women like us. The only thing you might be allowed to do is jerk off with our permission, unless we decide to lock you up completely instead. Do you dare listen to what we really think about you and your pathetic little dick?