You want to make sure that your mistress is always and everywhere connected? That no radio hole and no reminder disturb my digital presence? Then this is your opportunity to make yourself useful. Your reward: The sublime feeling of having provided my connection to the outside world. The certainty that I (perhaps) take note of your actions benevolently. A digital proof of your loyalty. A faithful sever ensures that the line to his mistress is never interrupted. Prove to me that my availability is worth this amount to you.